Homie Hopping

Hahaha... Yeah, I'm about to go there.

So there's always been this sort of, forbidden vibe around the concept of fucking friends. By friends I mean, fucking one dude/girl and then fucking their friend. For the most part, people would agree that it's not the best idea. Well, let's shed some light on le subject, shall we?

Since high school I can recall the concept of fucking friends being considered rather whorish and undignified. Mind you, those were the days when having sex (as a female) was already cause for the 'slut' title, and as we can all clearly see, times have changed. So, what's the general consensus now?

Well, for one, as always I put the onus of responsibility on the person making the choice to fuck friends. If you wanna smash the homies then by all means do so. But under no circumstances can you complain if they choose to tell one another or discuss it with each other. They're friends dumbass. What exactly do you think is going to happen? Me and my friends always discuss things we have in common, including dicks. So of course dudes are going to chat your pussy. 

Which brings me to my next point. A guy will fuck a girl, then fuck her friend and neither of those females will tell the other (in most cases). This is why they have always done it and will continue to do so. You know when that little secret will come to light? When those girls are arguing. The one who fucked him second will probably scream something profane and bring it up. But by then, home boy has already ran through the whole clique and is on to the next. He could care less if all the friends he has fucked find out. 

On the flip side is the fairer sex. There are two categories for us: the GAFs and the IDGAFs. The GAFs (Give A Fuck-s) will fuck friends and probably ask them to keep it a secret or just silently pray they do. These females are worried about what people will think of them for having sex with guys who not only know each other, but are friends. These girls are generally undercover hoes, just trying to get it in on the low. They don't want everyone or anyone knowing they've been "initiated" (to reference XO terminology). These girls would rather meet his boys separately. Then we have the IDGAFs (I Don't Give A Fuck-s). These females could care less what anyone has to say about them. To them fucking friends means nothing. After all, her only concern is the relationship between herself and each of them not what their relationship is with each other. Generally speaking dudes don't care about sharing a female, perhaps unless it's a girlfriend or wifey. So if they don't care, and she doesn't care either, one can only conclude: no harm, no foul.  Only bitch niggaz run their mouth about the pussy they've fucked anyway. So in this case the secret is safe among those involved, mostly because no one cares enough to tell anyone. 

So what's the final verdict on homie hopping? I mean, shit. If you're going to do it, just know the possible consequences and be ready to handle them as they come. If you're a guy, chances are homie hopping isn't much of a problem for you. Unless you fuck your girlfriend's friend, in which case you might need to brace yourself for the madness. As a girl you need to know that those dudes are gonna talk about it. Wrap your head around that notion from NOW. If you're the GAF type, leave this shit to the IDGAFs. Homie hopping is not for those who value opinion, it's for the horny and shameless. Point blank period. 

The Articulate Bitch