Welcome to Smokerdom

Your guide to the strange world of Smokerdom ... If you smoke you just might be high reading this. I salute you cuz I'm high writing it.

1. Everything non flammable that is either washable or disposable is probably an ashtray at some point. IDGAF if u think it's gross because it's true. Bottles and empty pop cans are favorites because there's probably something left over to out your bogie or blunt if you drop it inside.

2. We probably have some form of air freshening routine. Opening windows and turning on fans, spraying SOMETHING (whether air freshener or perfume/cologne), perhaps lighting a candle or incense (for those hippy dippy types). Sploofs (a toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow the smoke into) for the residential types.

3. Lighters are like a reluctant shared commodity because someone is always forgetting one, losing one, pocketing one, buying one and so forth. They just rotate. I've got two lighters from two separate people from two different occasions as we speak. *shrug* lighter leashes are smart but gay. Sorry. Lol

4. Don't ask if I'm high. You saw me smoke. Am I doing high nigga shit? Okayden.

5. Everything is a bong or pipe. Bottles of all kinds, cans, and even apples. Yes.

Don't judge the stoner.

The Articulate Bitch