We all see it when it happens. We often yell profanities at our phones or roll our eyes in disapproval at the folks who are often repeat offenders of "doing the most".
1. Females always seem to want to declare that they're "tatted". I'm not trying to diss anyone in particular but in all honesty, everybody got tattoos now. Why certain females do the most to let people know they're tatted is beyond me. We can see a picture of you, having the word "tatted" in your name or announcing it in your bio is not the most necessary thing in the world. This is mostly applicable to the girls who barely have enough ink to be considered "tatted" in the first place. But whatever.
2. Dudes and the overly lonely tweets. I've got this one dude in particular on my timeline who is always tweeting how women don't know what they want, how he's a good man, how any girl would be lucky to have him etc. He goes on daily rants about the standards he has set for the woman he would make his lady. Tweets pictures desperately seeking approval, "ladies what do you think?" and thirst traps females with photos of himself with his daughter. I'm sure he's not the only guy who does this but half the time I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for him.
3. Sad girl tweets are another thing which get borderline irritating. We're all entitled to our bad days, our moments of weakness and the need to express ourselves. I've had a couple sad girl days on twitter. However I vent mostly to get the thoughts out and resolve with myself. Some girls do it simply for the pity party they hope twitter will throw for them. They give us too much information or continue their rant just a bit too long to be taken seriously. We want to feel sorry for them but at some point we run out of sympathy when we see they're dragging out the issue and digging for consolation. Got an issue? Here's a tissue.
4. The man whore is another dude whose antics on the Internet tire us out. He's a never ending RTer of compliments from various females and cockiness which usually comes from being good looking or being the asshole women love. He gets away with being disrespectful and judgmental to females because for every one he is a total dick to, there are a hoard of others who swear the sun rises and sets with him. He's the guy who is always topless in his avi, loves to twitpic himself with his tongue out or pouty, carefully moisturized lips and bedroom eyes. He's overtly sexual but is rarely called thirsty because he nor the mindless women who love him think a good looking man can be considered such.
5. Bitter bitches get my last slot because they really ain't shit. These girls are the ones that are still salty about something that happened too long ago. They have no more reason to be upset and it they absolutely refuse to let the issue go. They complain for weeks and months, they subtweet and exhaust themselves trying to make the world as upset as they are. They literally are the misery seeking company on twitter. Can't blame them since they'll find plenty of like-minded folks to be mad with. Bravo. Twitter is your world you bored bitch.
The Articulate Bitch
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