This joyous occasion calls for a switch up! Number ten is all about beautiful club moments!
Nothing like just arriving at the club, saying your hellos and seeing the bottle service girl walking over with your bucket, bottle and of course... SPARKLERS!!!!
(photo courtesy Instagram: WessleeSnapz .... WetBar Toronto)
Bruh, as soon as the buckets hit the table something snaps in you 'cause you know that is the last sober memory you're going to have for the night. Moments later you're wasted as fuck, jumping on a couch spilling your drink while you lose your God given mind screaming "THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE!" at the top of your lungs.
Nothing better than celebrating your birthday in the club surrounded by your closest niggaz, bitches and bottles. One of my homies celebrated his birthday a few weeks ago, Meek Mill's song "Amen" came on. By this time, we were all already drunk, standing on couches and shit. So we're singin' and rapping along when the entire booth raises bottles and drinks together singin' "CHUUUUUUUURCH!!!!"... maybe you had to be there, but it was honestly a beautiful moment.
(photo courtesy Instagram: shadbox16 ... Toronto)
For those of us who like to turn up to extreme levels when we party, whether it's someone's birthday or not, taking bottles to the head is a normal occurrence. That's that get drunk quick shit right there. Especially if you're a Hennessy drinker like us dope folks.
(courtesy Instagram: 416Jamz... Kamakacci Juice, Toronto)
For those of us who have regular spots we hit, where the staff know our names and you feel right at home like a corny episode of Cheers, taking shots with staff is not only normal but required. It sets the mood for the night and helps maintain those bonds you have with the people who assist you in your drunken foolishness throughout the nights.
(photo courtesy Instagram: 416Jamz....Time NightClub, Toronto)
My last, and perhaps favourite beautiful club moment is a tradition amongst my closest party buddies. The prerequisite, celebratory, birthday champagne shower. This is how you show love when you party with us. It's your birthday, we turned up all night, took shots, took bottles to the face, jumped on couches and acted as ratchet as security would let us and now, because none of us can sing 'Happy Birthday' while we're THIS FUCKING DRUNK, we're gonna shake up these Moet and Clicquot bottles then drown you in champagne. Happy Birthday mother fucker.
(photo courtesy Instagram: 416Jamz .... Coco @ Wetbar, Toronto)
These are my beautiful moments that make clubbing worth it for me. Yours maay be different, but finding the fun in any club night is key. Fuck standing up staring at people and talking shit about them when they can't hear you over the music. Fuck being sober and wishing you would've just stayed home. Find the fun, have a beautiful club moment, and if you can't... find me and we'll make one for you.
The Articulate Bitch
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