List of things me and Trap aka Pinky don't like about the new world we seem to be living in.
Niggaz borrowing cars. Hate this. How are you showing up in a new luxury vehicle every week? You ain't ballin' and we know this, but you still frontin' like you got it. Stop the shit. Take a cab you fugayzi nigga.
Colored contacts on black girls. You ain't Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj or Jeffree Starr. We know your eyes are brown. You instagram'd a close up last week. Fuck you mean your eyes are blue today? Then you wanna talk about bitches bein' fake. Oh.
Booth Pigs. Why are you taking it upon yourself to worry about GIRLS being in your booth? You ten niggaz deep posted up trying to look cool. Not a bitch in sight. But you wanna act bad and be booth police trynna kick bitches out? Stop this! SUS. If you don't wanna share your bottles, fine (though I can't imagine why not), but chill on getting rowdy with girls you're a MAN. Or supposed to be.
Niggaz is bitches, bitches is niggaz. I don't know when this happened. I thought I'd be amped for shit like this. I'm all for female empowerment and shit but I'm not about niggaz acting like females. I wanted the end of double standard not the reversal of it. I wanna be a real nigga WITH a real nigga not a bitch nigga. Seems simple but lately it hasn't been happening that way. Men still need to be men. At all times. I'm not bout that bitch nigga shit. Pull ya skirt down, ya pussy is showing.
Unnessesary tweeting. Twitter and tweeting are for generally interesting things that either relate to us directly, make us laugh, inform us or make us think/be inspired. You telling us you're cleaning the toilet without twitpic'n your horrendous yet hilarious cleaning outfit is not tweet worthy. Ask yourself before you tweet "why would anyone want to read this?" if you can't think of something clever don't bother. Y'all taking up space on my timeline for fuckery. Then get mad that I unfollow you. Get it together. Be more interesting.
10 year pardons. Canada has extended the time it takes to get a pardon for indictable offenses from 5 years to ten, and other offenses from 3 years to 5. Like holy fuck!!! Niggaz can't catch a break for nothing. Even worse niggaz can't travel no where. Y'all stuck in Toronto and probably going back to jail out of boredom. *sigh*
Bio lies. Twitter is like the liar's playground. Nothing but pump fakery and fake lifestyles. Why do you have booking info with less than 500 followers? You still pay for your photo shoots shawty. Why does your location have cities that you've only been to on a stop over flight? TO - MIA - ATL - LAX? But you're on charges though... You can't travel. Going to a city once does not give you the right to put it in your bio. Nice try.
These things annoy me so much because people act like the shit is acceptable. IT'S NOT. If this type of shit is part of this new world order I hope the Mayans are right. I'm so not bout that life.
The Articulate Bitch
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