It's summer time, and usually his means promiscuity and galavanting of all kinds. But for those who are in relationships during these hot months, this is for you.
There is nothing nicer to hear and/or see than two people enjoying each other's company in committed, non-marital bliss. I am all for your happiness! Live long and prosper, as it were. But too many of you happy couples do shit that is just so annoying its unfollow worthy. It's usually the females who are perpetrators of such things but I don't doubt for a moment that some simp simp hooray dudes do this shit too.
For one, y'all spending the whole entire day together. That's sweet. How nice for the both of you. Don't fucking torture us regailing us on twitter with blow by blow reports of what you two are doing. OH MY GAWD WE GET IT! Leave it at "spending the day with my baby". Please. Recap the events in ONE tweet at the end of the adventure and call it a day.
Twitter is one thing, instagram is another. How many picture of you two kissing do we need to see?! Or of you holding hands, or cuddling or whatever other shit y'all do. You're overdoing it. Furthermore when y'all break up we ALL gon' chuckle and wait to see how long it takes you to delete all 134 pictures of the two of y'all. Shit you might as well delete the old account and start fresh.
When in a relationship, it's expected that y'all do nice things for each other. Why does anyone else need to know the simple petty shit your boyfriend did for you? You twitpic'n the lunch he brought to your job, the stubs to the movie he took you to see, or the dinner he took you to eat. Why? Y'all supposed to be doin' that anyway. Matter of fact, bitch, you shoulda been cookin'. Twitpic that.
Share your joy by all means, but don't overdo it. Jay Z and Beyoncé don't.... And y'all love them right? Front tryin' to be them, post pics of them but won't do the one thing that sets them apart from other couples: shut the fuck up and be happy.
The Articulate Bitch
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