Like German for "hell no!" number NINE!
Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I'm the fucked up one. But some of y'all, especially niggaz, need to stop brothering the DJ or MC to shout you or your click or your hood or even worse, your mixtape, on the mic. GET IT TOGETHER! If they aren't doing it voluntarily why do you think they would do it as a favor? That DJ and MC were hired to play music and amp the crowd not do free promo for the block and your used-as-a-coaster mixtape. The worst part is that it's always the most irrelevant person making the request. I get it, you want popularity too. But this is certainly not the place to gain it. That's what the internet is for. Go back to spamming people on twitter or something. Beggin for shout outs? Stop this. It's highly pathetic.
I'm getting real sick of this next one. Ladies; stop coming to the club with your man knowing that you're going to hold his hand and babysit him the whole night. These girls look sooooooo stupid trying to prove to anyone watching that this is their man. Sad sad sad. Girls out here acting like COs watching a prisoner during his yard time. Fuckin' BUGGIN! Release the leash you insecure bitch! He just wants to jump on a couch and turn up like the rest of us. Furthermore, he's not going to leave your side during the party anyway. What do you think is gonna happen? He's gonna cheat on you, right next to you? Chill the fuck out. That's why you're still looking uncomfortable and he's sliding me his number on the low (chuuuuuch to bar napkins).
I have to giggle a little at this last one. Listen, I know that not everyone hits the club as often as I do. Maybe you're having a great time and wish you could do it more often, I don't know, but you new niggaz really gotta chill. Recording videos on your cell phone in the club? Of nothing in particular, just your booth and the crowd? Really? That's how you feel? Tell me, what could this footage possibly be for? You're not a promoter, or DJ or MC. Matter of fact you don't work in the party industry at all. I'm a big believer in leaving what you see in the club, at the Club. There's a reason we pose for pictures and pause our bad behaviour when the cameras come around. We're intoxicated and flushing politeness along with our drunken puke. We're acting ratchet, doing things only excusable in the party. So YOU with your camera out just looks like an embarrassing WSHH video waiting to happen. Put that shit away! I'm not tying to discourage people from partying but please, take a page from my book if you must. Phone away, drinks up, and turn up. Simple. Have fun and tell people the story, don't whip out your phone to show them the grainy, shaky, poorly lit video.
The Articulate Bitch
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