Wednesday 5 December 2012

Porn, Glorious Porn



As usual, my friends and I smoked a blunt and engaged in a healthy and lengthy conversation about sex and porn. I love convos like these because you can learn so much about people and yourself too. Sometimes the things you think only run through your mind aren't so different than other people. Here are a few things we discussed and agreed on.

I hate dry porn. The girl is screaming and ramming it back but every time they hit the close up, not a drop. I DON'T GET IT. Where's all the juices?! His dick is dry as hell and these two BEEN fucking. I just get confused because the only dry sex I've ever been aware of is humping with your clothes on (I can't believe that was ever ok). Seems like most of this dry porn is white porn too.

In life a little moaning from a dude is acceptable, encouraged even. In porn, all that theatrical grunting and carrying on just throws me off (another reason I only watch girl in girl porn). Especially if you're trying to rub one out all that guttural shit these porn niggaz do is a turn off. Keep that.

When choosing the right "inspiration" for some alone time with your hand the pattern I've noticed is that most people watch what they themselves enjoy. So my homie, for example, likes girls in reverse cowgirl so when he watches porn that's what he watches. For me, I'm watching girl on girl for the head action. If I watch 'regular porn' I'm still only turned on by the pussy eating, I promise you.

What do you agree or disagree on? Comment below I'll include them in part 3.

The Articulate Bitch

2 comments:

  1. when a girl gets to wet squirts or creams they stop the scene and clean them up to keep it dry its annoying but yeah i get what you mean and where your coming from pussy eating is hot to watch..face sitting even better. i find it hard watching another man getting his dick suck but enjoy it..but i hear where your coming from with the men making all the noise some girls like that shit in their bed but i personally can't make any sounds might say something thouogh

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  2. Im a fan of girl on girl too, and threesomes ff and mm, however I hate when the girl is making sooooo much noise like I know the dick is good but do you have to make so much noise!!!

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