Kush Talk w/Jamz: Reefer Romance

By now you probably know I'm a dedicated stoner, and a hopeless romantic. I had said once on twitter that couples who smoke together have a bond non-stoners just wouldn't understand. Many couldn't understand where I was coming from with that statement, but couples who could relate felt me 100%. I'm going to show you why smoking together can be the epitome of intimacy and romance.

1. The Wake & Bake: I like to call this the roll and roll. Morning sex is awesome, of course. There are very few pleasures we are able to indulge in before the day begins that have the same satisfying effect as one good roll in the sheets when the sleep-drunkenness is still in effect. In this case the wake & bake before or after (...or both) is like the THC cherry on top of your 5am fornication. Some people smoke cigarettes after sex, clearly stoners have their own sexual come down. It just happens to take them higher.

2. The Selfless Stoner: Any valued stoner girlfriend knows what this is. You've watched him tweet and text you all day about how stressful the day has been, yours hasn't been any better. At the end of this long day, there are only two things on the mind of a reeferette in love: weed and HIM. So what do you do? You check your local dispensary and fly home at light speed to end the day on a high note. If you're like me, you roll yourself a persy to mellow you out before he gets home then roll his favourite blunt or spliff. He walks in, stress hanging from his eyes, and there you are, his favourite girl with his other lover rolled flawlessly, in hand. The perfect end to a bad day.

3. Favourites: The key to any relationship is having a firm knowledge of the person you're with. Average folks know her favourite flowers and perfume, or his favourite movie and drink of choice. Knowing your partner is key. This is no different for couples that smoke together. She's been stealing your grinder for weeks, complaining that her weed scissors are sticking and pouting in your face about it. So you, being the perfect boyfriend you are, go to your local head shop and pick out a cute pink, titanium Puff grinder. You see that smile on her face when you hand it to her? Le Win. There are endless thoughtful gifts and gestures for stoner couples. The little things really do make all the difference in he world.

4. The Kiss: Most smokers will agree they haven't taken or done a super since their rookie smoking years. But really, between two people who go together, a super is the kiss that gets you lifted. It's romantic as fuck... And happens to look real sexy too.

5. Stoner Sex: Some people like the feeling of alcohol in their bloodstream when they hit the sheets. Personally, I'm not too into the sloppiness of drunk sex. Tipsy, maybe. High? Definitely. Good weed and good sex just go together like sloppy Joes and napkins. Besides that, I challenge you to find an activity that makes you feel more bawse than getting head and smoking... At the same damn time.

The couple that smokes together.... Probably gets hella munchies together.

The Articulate Bitch