Tuesday 23 October 2012

NWEE: Subtweet Life

I began this post quite a while ago but neglected completing it for fear of it sounding self-important. But the more time passed, the more I added and revised it, the more true it became for not only myself, but so many more people.

Now, the word "hater" is definitely in the top three most overused and misused words to grace our vocabulary. Overused mostly by the misusers. So let's begin by giving this word a concrete definition.

Hater - someone who responds negatively to a person they envy in some way, shape or form.

Simply disliking someone or something does not make a person a hater. Why? Because we can't all like everything. For example, I don't like lace fronts. Am I hating on girls that wear lace fronts? No, because hate implies envy, and really, what is there to be envious of? Exactly.

Why do females always make some outta pocket comment on some shit that really don't concern them and make it personal? If you gon' make a general statement by all means generalize away. But don't get specific then equate your bullshit comments about ONE person (ie subtweets) with a shared observation. For example: I sometimes say things about baby mothers. I already know it doesn't apply to ALL of them, and it doesn't apply to just ONE of them either. My statement is therefore GENERAL and not directed to just ONE angry bitch. But if you're speaking on something, strategically leaving out the name of the person, then referring to specific examples guess what? That, my friend, is a subtweet.

So, question: when y'all tweet hateful shit about people like it's funny, what reaction are you hoping for or expecting? You want a twitter confrontation? The back and forth banter usually started by the first person to grow balls and throw in an @ name. Subtweets? Where your opponent stoops to your level and rants aimlessly to their followers about some unnamed LAME. Real life confrontation? Are you expecting them to turn on their location so you can make the ahit real? Or do you just want them to feel bad and cry? I don't know who would, but some people are just fragile.

Better yet... The fuck u gon' do when u get NO reaction? You just wasted valuable TL slots to talk shit about someone who won't even give you the time of day. You dedicated tweet after tweet to them and they wouldn't give you even 140 characters. Thankfully you have me, to give you an entire blog post of shine. Heeeey! *waves*

I hope y'all get carpel tunnel from subtweeting niggaz.

The Articulate Bitch

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