Thursday 16 August 2012

Ode To Summer's Boobs

We are the children of the BET era. We grew up glued to our televisions watching video after video of excess, and fabulousness. Hot cars, heavy jewelry, expensive alcohol and beautiful women. We were dazzled and fascinated. Let's not front like we didn't love every moment of it.

We grew with the music. We grew with the videos. We grew with the video vixens. The artists changed often but the beautiful women remained the same. Melissa Ford, Lashontae Heckard, Buffy the Body, Esther Baxter, Angel (or Lola Monroe as she's known now), we know their names, their faces and perhaps most of all their bodies. Buffy's body, Melissa's ass, Lashontae's exotic face, the women of our video dreams were known and remembered for their assets (no pun intended).

Whom among us can ever forget Summer Walker and those awesome boobs?! Even I recall getting googly eyed seeing this lovely in videos like Play (David Banner), Grillz (Nelly & 'em) and Golddigger (Kanye West). Glory be to them tits brah. So imagine the shock, awe and utter surprise when Ms Walker announced she was taking those fantastic Fs down to a C.

Summer is doing big things away from the camera these days, so not to worry, this isn't the last you'll hear from Boss Lady Walker. With a studio about to open under her watchful eye and business savvy (Means Street Studio, ATL), Summajam is going to be a busy woman as soon as she slides off the operating table.

I adore Summer, and her spectacular boobage. I wish her the greatest of luck with her surgery today and recovery. Now excuse me while I make a mess with the topless photos she sent me....

Kidding!

Love you girl! It's C Day!
The Articulate Bitch


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